bitched:

trying on new jeans in the fitting roomimage

rrrrosa:

those songs that start in one earbud and flow into the next

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"I want to be with you,
it is as simple,
and as complicated as that."


Charles Bukowski  (via forlornes)

(Source: ephe)

charlie-carmichael:

              Love the booty   

          Grab the booty

         Hold the booty 

      Desire the booty

    Fight for the booty

                 Bite the booty

                         Touch the booty

                                  Care for the booty                                

                                       Worship the booty

                                         Squeeze the booty

                                        Believe in the booty

                                      Embrace the booty

                                   Respect the booty

                            Protect the booty

                        Spank the booty

                           Hug the booty                

crabbington:

back to school supplies list

  • red lipstick
  • one pencil
  • vodka, probably
  • earbuds to block out your basic ass bitching

funnybro:

when someone who is usually really sweet and forgiving gets pushed too far and snaps

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(Source: budweiner)