if i do not see josh peck interviewed by oprah before i die i will not have lived a full life
*slips $3.58 into your shirt pocket* like my selfie *winks*
never ask white people what their ethnicity is unless you wanna hear a list of every european country and meaningless fractions
I’d drop everything for you in a heartbeat.
that girl u just called fat? she’s eatin some good fuckin food
that boy u laughed at for fallin asleep in class? he was up all night watching hentai
those kids who wear big dorky glasses? they don’t even need them wtf
those kids who never take out their headphones? they’re listening to Mitt Romneys autobiography. they paid $17.99 for it. they actually bought it.